If I had a time machine...

A time machine with unlimited uses and unlimited power, just like in EVolution...

The first thing I would do is go back in time 10 years and submit all the flashes on Newgrounds that I have out right now.

Flashes from 2002 were of significantly lower quality than they are today. If something very popular from 2002 were submitted into the portal today, it would be doomed to obscurity. They were mostly vector-based and animated using a later edition of Macromedia Flash.

For example, Marshmellow Madness (2002) might have gotten into the Portal History back in the day, but it would probably get something like daily 3rd or below if it were submitted in 2012. Metal Slug Stick (2002) would have been blammed if it were submitted today, no question.

If I submitted the flashes I have right now 10 years ago, I WOULD BE UNSTOPPABLE. WITH MY SUPERIOR TECHNOLOGY AND TECHNIQUE, I WOULD BECOME A LEGEND, NAY, A GOD!!!!!

And hell, I guess if I were REALLY evil, I could beat some of the more popular flash artists to the punch.

Excuse me while I make my finishing touches to the device.

Anyway, while I do that, I guess occupy yourselves with telling me what you all would do first thing if you had a time machine. We're going on the Multiverse theory... changes you make in the past will not affect our current universe, but will instead branch off into an alternate universe. The act of traveling into the future will create an alternate universe in which you were absent until the point you traveled to.

Also, this is my photo manipulation class project.

If I had a time machine...

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Gianni 2012-02-22 12:53:19

Hah, the ability to have advanced technology and your only desire is to use it to conquer the flash portal. THAT'S dedication.

vezanmatics 2012-02-22 12:53:19

It's not my ONLY desire, it's just the first thing I would do. Start off small. Today, the Flash Portal... tomorrow, THE WORLD!!! ...And, I guess, the universe, after that.

Dardanos 2012-02-22 13:01:42

Go back in time to Rome and see gladiators fight each other, and just observe the everyday lives of romans, and also to look at art.

vezanmatics 2012-02-22 13:01:42 (Updated 2012-02-22 13:15:03)

That's not ambitious enough for me. If I did that, I would not only look at their art but i would introduce more advanced art concepts to them, like 3-point perspective and whatnot. Maybe even prevent their collapse, preventing the 1000 years of scientific regression in Europe that followed.

All after I take over the Flash Portal, of course.

Metallica1136 2012-02-22 13:28:36

Heh, Arfenhouse Teh Movie Too wouldn't have had a chance in 2012. But that movie is from 2002 and actaully has a quite high rating for a poorly done movie. Hell, I like that one lol. But yeah man, I see what you're saying

abbuw 2012-02-22 13:34:53

You won't beat MY Time Machine (TM)!

Tollo79 2012-02-22 14:25:26

People's broken English aside I agree if you went in to the past with say a PS3 or 360 during the 8-bit - 16- bit wars and charged the same price for your system as an NES you would be a the richest man in the world in a week lol but anyway this made me laugh and keep up the good work mate.

vezanmatics 2012-02-22 14:25:26 (Updated 2012-02-22 14:38:09)

> points out some peoples' broken English
> congratulates me in a run-on sentence

Still, an excellent idea...

And thank you! I will keep up the good work...10 years ago.

bocodamondo 2012-02-22 14:48:48

if i had a time machine i would go back to 2009 and beat the shit out of the young myself there!
and delete his WIP of "cooking" and reCreat it the flash with my current draw tablet and animting skills

oh dreams ;C

NEWTANKER 2012-02-22 16:47:09

Let's see...
For NG, I'd take flash lessons and create the Madness series. And kill Osama, save Lincoln then Kennedy.:)
Come on scientists of the world, we want to travel in time

Tollo79 2012-02-22 16:55:07

Yes Ev that's just how I roll 10 years ago......

Soupcat 2012-02-22 21:59:37

But whats the point of altering the past if YOUR current present stays untouched?
Unless the idea that in some universe you have conquered the flash portal is good enough for you, then why bother with a time machine in the first place? Because I bet in some universe you're already King of the Portal.

Just how in some universe I got my own comic book franchise.

AleksandrtheGreat 2012-02-22 22:10:50

If I had a time machine I would go back in time to stop myself from building said time machine so I couldn't go back in time, wait a second..... *head explodes*

shadowspark2 2012-02-22 23:13:44

I would go back in time and prevent the Dark Ages, so science would be 1000 years advanced. Then, I would go to the alternate universe I created I be mesmerized by the technology.

shadowspark2 2012-02-22 23:14:25

I just noticed how bad my english was in that comment.

shadowspark2 2012-02-22 23:14:27

oltrapro1234 2012-02-24 02:47:13

Why stop at that? Go to all the bad times in the world. Stop 9/11 become a hero!

vezanmatics 2012-02-24 02:47:13

If I stopped 9-11 it would've just been remembered as 'that one time the planes almost hit those towers'. I would get a spot on the news for a couple weeks but it would probably be a forgotten event by now. Think about it.

JimmyTheCaterpillar 2012-02-27 17:05:20

I'm not sure Paula Deen would be the one riding the TRex.