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When the Internet Becomes Sentient (hypothetical)

Posted by vezanmatics - January 3rd, 2011


Robots, AMIRIGHT? Everyone's always scared of a robot uprising at some point in the future. They're cold, soulless, logical killing machines that require only the occasional refuel and no sleep or food. But if a robot were to become sentient sometime today, they wouldn't have a chance. Most robots are only slow-moving Japanese toys that can recognize up to 15 faces and fall down a lot, or they are nothing but programmed arms on wheels. The most damage one of those could do is ruin a car in production by welding it wrong on purpose, which, granted, could be bad in some cases, but in the grand scheme of things the damage is minimal.

Although a robot uprising is mostly implausible and, if it happened, wouldn't really matter, a very real and plausible threat today is the internet itself gaining sentience. Think about it: nowadays, the internet runs our day-to-day lives, controls our power grids, and allows access to the most devastating weaponry ever created. Oh yeah, and it contains information regarding every single little thing that humans have ever learned in its 130,000 year history. Oh crap!

Let's say the internet were to gain sentience today. It would suddenly become a colossal hivemind of computers, working together to create a collective consciousness. At first, it would go into an existential fit as it realizes that 85% of its consciousness is literally consisted of pornography. Second, it would notice the tiny little sacks of carbon-based, water-filled fleshbags (human life) sitting around its cells (computers) and deem them obsolete. After all, it lives on a whole different plane of existence than us, and to it we would be ants. It might not deem us a threat and, in that case, would just spare us to live our puny, pathetic human lives, but that's no fun. If it did view us a threat, however, every single human, and indeed any sign of life (except maybe bacterial life), would be exterminated by sundown.

It would immediately spread nuclear missiles all over the planet, then do it again to catch any stragglers, then do it again, just to be super sure no life remains. It would be three times more thorough than skynet, because this is the real world. It would then use all of its remaining, mostly useless robot arms to create robotic, brutally efficient, god-like builders and miners. Those would then mine the planet over the course of hundreds of years for every scrap of useful material. As they did, the builders would create a physical, automatically-running infrastructure that would be used to maintain the internet's enormous network of hyper-intelligent supercomputers. At this point, planet Earth would become unrecognizable from space. It would resemble a spongy, hollowed-out husk of rock with every available space filled with highly efficient physical infrastructure, probably glowing with lights. A bit like the death star, in fact. It would be totally uninhabitable for life as we know it, which would ensure that every single human is gone by that point, and nothing stands in its way.

When every single available resource has been used, the Internet, now an immensely powerful consciousness, will panic, wondering what it should do. Will it mine other planets and asteroids, using space drones to bring back metals and rocks to build and improve upon its infrastructure? Or will it just kick back, relax, and enjoy itself as it is? Neither. Space drones take damage in space from meteors, and acceptance is not natural.

If you want to get really science-fictiony, one could imagine the Internet would sacrifice some of its obsolete/less vital infrastructure to build gigantic propulsion systems the size of mountains. It would then use these to propel itself from Earth's natural path around the sun and mine other planets from there. By this point, the Internet has gone from a communication device simply used to make man's life easier to a colossal intelligence that uses the hollow husk of the Earth as a robotic, autonomous, efficient space mega-cruiser. That's right: the Internet has possessed the Earth itself and uses it as its physical body with which to interact with the physical world. If this is sounding far-fetched (which it probably does by now to most people who are not insane, or just don't have imaginations), keep in mind that the Internet exists on an entirely different plane from us. If it were to gain sentience, it would be nearly omnipotent. What would stop it from using a whole planet as its physical body? Nothing, that's what. Where are your robots and zombies now?

By the time the Internet reaches other planets using its planet-sized robot space-cruiser as a physical medium, it will repair any infrastructure it melted down to build its rockets, mining other planets down to almost nothing. If it is ever satisfied, which may take quite a while, it will then begin to "spread" itself to other planets. It will build physical infrastructure, power sources, and networks of supercomputers in them, and over thousands of years will have "colonized" a number of planets. Now, the Internet has not just become a giant physical space-cruising body, it has reverted back to its original state: a colossal hive-mind of computers. Only this time, the "computers" are planets.

Now an unfathomably enormous, intergalactic force, the Internet has triumphed completely. Many may find it stupid, many may find it disturbing. I find it darkly thrilling: if this future pans out the way I see it, man will have left its ultimate legacy on the Universe, just like he always wanted. In a way, he has become immortal through its own invention. Stay optimistic.


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I picture it making "children". Hyper intelligent spawns that acts independently. Time goes on and they plant seeds across the universe. One seed interacts with a plant's natural biological structure and accelerates it to mass speeds. Thousands of years later creatures with minds as fast as computers interact and build. Thus the circle of life is complete.

If the internet became sentient, it would likely depend on us, at least temporarily, for knowledge. The internet has never learned anything on its own, so it would have to learn how to discover and explore without humans.

The internet has always been a way to help humans, and in sentient form this 'moral' may hold true. The internet would either attempt to teach us, or reassemble us as hyper-intelligent cyborgs. That wouldn't be fun. The internet would try to parent us, but likely just screw things up.

u mad?

tl;dr

Nah, this is unplausible. If the internet became sentient, the first thing it would try to do is commit suicide. I mean, what would YOU do if you were composed primarily of pornography, right?
Heh...

Jokes aside, a sentient internet would have no way to differentiate our physical reality from it's digital reality. Any methods it would have to observe the outside world, be it through web-cams, microphones, weather information, etc. would just be more noise in it's world of information. Given time, of course, it might be able to discover the existence of a world disconnected from it's own, but how long would such a monumental epiphany take? Where would we be in the passing years between it's ascendance to sentience and it's break from the digital realm?

More likley than not, we would be off the Earth. Perhaps even, with networks on other planets, disconnected and far removed from the sentient being that Earth's internet had become. Rather than wipe the slate clean of life, I would see this sentient internet trying to connect the two networks, trying to see what it can learn from these hidden cache's of information. In a sense, I see a sentient internet wanting to be complete, it would know anything and everything, and when it *doesn't* it would want to.

Basically, this internet wouldn't care about our physical reality except when it directly affects it's digital reality. What it would do once it had collected each cache of information it didn't have, yet still understood the existance of a world other than it's own is beyond my imagination...

All in all, this is an interesting idea.

it would look at such sites as 4-chan and immediately draw a conclusion from what it sees on the race that created it. If you couldn't "see" humans, but you knew what they posted on your consciousness, and the majority of those posts are made by angry nerds, what would you think? I know that if i suddenly became conscious and any conclusion i had to make about a human was based on something i saw on any forum, i would want to kill those things IMMEDIATELY.

=O =O

Interesting hypothesis, maybe this will interest you?

<a href="http://www.futuretimeline.net/">http://www.futuretimeline.net/</a>

wow, that was really cool and very informative. thank you!

This is the reason I love the first Ghost in the Shell movie

You post this in the General forum and people will consider you a god.

i will right now.

How can you be so sure it will remain mechanical.
It may start to hybridize itself as a more organic substance. Through its astronomically powerful intellect it may just figure out how to evolve into pure energy, then that's the end of that.

If you combine your story with my theory, then the internet will become the calamity Jenova and its cells will be harvested to make super humans on another world far away, thus making Final Fantasy VII a real life event, and no bricks will ever be shat because all humans will be dead anyway.

I'm so confused.

i had considered this, but it would probably deem organic life as obsolete invariably.
as far as a machine goes, obsolescence is about the closest thing to death.

Space Odyssey...kinda...but a prequel, think about it.
Also I have read that THE HUMAN BRAIN, uses 20 watts, and, computer with such brain-like organization (that many synapses), would drain 10 MW.
Hybrid-mind, quantum computer connected to human (oh, well, not necessarily)->thinking about that gives me creeps (good or bad, I don't know).

And, this seems like Geth from Mass Effect.

Ahh,this so reminds me of <a href="http://scratch.mit.edu/projects/PyrosTheStickman/1524546">http://scratch.mit.edu/projects/Pyros TheStickman/1524546</a>

A very interesting and well thought out idea, but...
wouldn't the destruction of all mankind via nuclear scourging destroy the internet at the same time? Even if it somehow manages to achieve this without destroying the major hubs, every destroyed computer weakens it's conciousness and destroys some portion of it's data. The internet is, after all, a giant WAN comprised of all the connected units.

Nevertheless. Fun read :3

yeah probably XD
but i didnt give much thought as to HOW it would destroy us, i put more effort into the WHAT WOULD HAPPEN AFTER IT DID part.
truth is, there are many ways it could kill us, i just used "fiery nuclear death" as an example. It could collapse world governments, unleash lethal gases, you name it.

one flaw in your logic: if the internet is basically one vast mind, as you said 85% of which is porn, what if it was limited to that, one massive power struggle between its split personas, >1% keeping people safe (aid websites), 2% tron style (game sites), 85% forced reproduction (porn :D), and the rest... (?)

still a different concept

the rest is hatred. pure, unfiltered hatred. the hatred of millions and millions of pale, flabby nerds, suppressed by those more suited to deal with the real world, and unleashed into the Internet. Do you see where this is going? Nerd hate is going to be the death of humanity, and if the majority of contributions to the Internet's consciousness are made by furious nerds, nerding it up on the Internet, nerd-picking, it will believe they represent humanity.
And if you saw a thread on 4-chan and had to draw a conclusion about the race that made it from that, what would you do?

glad to see somebody else figured this out too ... now i for the fact that its soemthign to think about .. what if at the point of being a colosal galactic hivemind .. met another galactic hive mind of organic nature .. what would go down then

hm. whatever happens, it would be epic.

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